Friday, June 12, 2026

 




1. Cow pie weekend.

2. Gas prices still too much for my broke ass to commit to traveling to another gravel race

3. Might stay home and do yard work 

4. Wife n kids are out of town, I can watch Porn Hub anywhere I want

5. Wash the car

6. Organize stuff

7. Take a nap

8. Download new music 

9. Stalk people on the internet 

10. Stalk people in my neighborhood 

11. Fix the dilapidated fence I’ve been ignoring since the pandemic 

12. Zwift

13. Binge watch my favorite show 

14. Text random friends 

15. Send hate mail





Me this weekend 

Thursday, June 11, 2026

 



Mr Peabody. Well Sherm you got my attention…where are we going tonight 

Sherman. Mr. Peabody we are going back in time to more colorful place before the world was overtaken by the internet. A time when creativity was much more than just a stagnant page on a tablet or smartphone.

Mr Peabody, I’m intrigued.



Sherman. Mr. Peabody. I think we are missing a little flavor of our Sport. I’m going to narrow it down a tad to speed things up. Cycling magazines. And more importantly Velo News. ..Velo News was such a rad publication. They offered soo much yet despite in its later editions. Velo news had rad shit, 


Rad Shit like. Cartoons..


O'Grady was the best 

They always had stuff like Hot n Not, the Vin ticker, training advice from coaches, and real people. The photography was always top notch and the writing in my opinion was great. Something about getting that in the mail once a month was a great thing. Anticipation is underrated.

Mr Peabody, yes Sherman, I must admit I myself would rather hold a magazine or book than 

Sherman nearly everything about that publication was great. They had a North American road race schedule. They had hot up-and-coming riders. They’re cyclocross coverage with second to none and I believe that’s one of the reasons cross grew as big as it did because they promoted it so well.

Mr Peabody Well, Sherman I do believe that journalism is not the same as what it was 15 years ago before the Internet, there’s nothing more stale to me than going to one of the cycling websites in reading the stagnant AI influenced reviews of bicycles, helmets, and other crap

Sherman Mr. Peabody I have to believe that there is a large contingent of people in our scene right now and possibly reading this post that do not even know what a magazine is actually about not only as it is informative as well as educational plus it gave people a platform to be creative and avenues for other manufacturers and companies to promote their products rather than just being in some lame pop-up. I seriously would read those old magazines at least a dozen times before the upcoming month would land in my my mail box.

Mr Peabody, yes Sherm, this was a nice trip back in time, hopefully people remember how rad it was before everything got in such a god dam hurry.



 


 


 

 



Tuesday, June 09, 2026

 


Mustache rides 35$

 




 Loud Ass hubs...be looking like

 


Never stop doing Rad Shit..






 they should invent an enough that is enough 

 




Just kidding…it’s Tuesday 

Monday, June 08, 2026

Sunday, June 07, 2026

 



Help Mr Yankus..your my only hope 

 


Saturday, June 06, 2026

 


 


Chasing down sketchy KOMs on family bike paths tucked in deep in your aero bars…

 


 


Friday, June 05, 2026

 



When you believe people are actually concerned with your data…

 



1. Riding a Phart bike,

2, Everwresting..

3. Drinking bourbon…just a pro formative…

4. Throwing that hand signal that people that like heavy metal do…

5. Running a Marathon.

6. Going out to eat twice a week, when you have perfectly good kitchen, and food in your fridge 

7. Constantly trying to stay ahead on the latest clothing trends…

8.  Excessively riding your bike, with zero purpose 

9. Disney cruises.

10. Upgrading your bike once a year.

11. Vacations in Traverse City. 

12. Owning a Harley

13. Bucket list

14. Doing the same events year after year 

15. Reading this shitty Friday 15.




Bullied

Peer pressure 

Society driven 

Slightly insane 

Thursday, June 04, 2026

 


When you show up to a group ride and complain about the route or pace…

 

 


 


Wednesday, June 03, 2026